College Text Righter

College Text Righter

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College Text Righter.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It disproves a theory that Charles Darwin had.
Students need to know, so I want to be a
College Text Righter, College Text Righter.

It debunks the story of descent of man
From an unknown ape we don’t understand.
Darwin’s theory is a silly tale
That must be destroyed, so I’ve got to be a
College Text Righter, College Text Righter.

College Text Righter.

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
Proving life didn’t start in a pool of goo.
It disproves his theory in convincing style,
‘Cause my logic’s sound, and I want to be a
College Text Righter, College Text Righter.

There’s no question. Darwin wasn’t right.
So, I’m not going to give up without a fight.
If you must return it you can send it here
But I need a grant and I want to be a
College Text Righter, College Text Righter.

College Text Righter.