Not Gaga Over Evolution

Created This Way

Click this link to hear Death Valley Dave perform this song if it does not play automatically..

(Verse 1)
Charles Darwin told me when I was still young
We just all evolved from apes.
Lost body hair and put some lipstick on
When we learned to live in caves.

(Verse 2)
But he was wrong in what he said to me.
He didn’t have his science straight.
We did not evolve oh so gradually.
Listen to me when I say,

(Chorus)
“I am alive here today
Not ‘cause of random mistakes.
I did not evolve—I was created this way.
Mutations didn’t make me
It is so easy to see.
I’ll tell you right now, Darwin,
I was born this way!”

(repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
It’s not science, it’s just fiction.
It’s not science, it’s just fiction.
It’s not science, it’s just fiction.
It’s not, it’s not, it’s not!

(repeat Chorus)

(end)
Ooh, there ain't no other way.
Darwin, I was born this way.
Darwin, I was born this way!
I’ll tell you right now, Darwin,
I was born this way!!!!!!